Couldnt afford more candles?
Coke with a one dollar bill? Porch
Cant afford breast reduction surgery?
GQ says cheap ties and baggy pleather jackets are in this Fall
Does this look like a gym guy?
You are dressed like a turd
You are not supposed to drive your car home from the demolition derby
Definition of clown. Advertise the fact that your clothes are cheap.
Youre fat, bald and your clothes (including a Hawaiian shirt) do not fit.
White pants after labor day? You clearly do not summer anywhere
